Worst Analogies Ever

Apparently these were really written in high school papers:

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."

"Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center."

"He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree."

"The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can."

"John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."

" His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free."

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Posted by PU on Thursday, September 07, 2006 at 11:26 PM Post a Comment